The keeper of neither yes nor noAlva af Haldorholm, the Viking's ex-wife: she says nothing and does as she pleases

“His ex-wife, a loser, incapable of making a decision.” (ch. 10)

“So says Vik the King, who makes every decision for his wife.” (ch. 10)

“Mrs Yes-Yes surely preferred to keep the peace at home, so she could do as she pleased.” (ch. 10)

“No point wasting your time arguing with a man who never lets you get a word in edgeways.” (ch. 10)

“She followed him until he left her.” (ch. 10)

“I'm very faithful, I've never cheated on my wife…” (ch. 22 — the Viking)

“I've always loved my wife…” (ch. 22 — the Viking)

“And who says I haven't remarried my ex-wife?” (ch. 22 — the Viking)

“3 dogs and 1 wife, and in that order too! How flattering for her.” (ch. 22 — the author)

The Viking looks for a boat — “Steel boat.” “Boat that can sail to the Canary Islands.” “Boat that parks itself.” “Boat with no ex-wife on board.” (ch. 28)